im farting biohazard materials, my asshole is the reason why Chernobyl isnt sustainable for human life

Are we talking about Tom Fulp? I love talking about Tom Fulp what is your favorite Tom Fulp related fact? Mine is that Tom Fulp is the founder of Newgrounds.com. I wish they made Tom Fulp action figures. I am going to name my child Tom Fulp. They should change the capital of Pennsylvania to Tom Fulp City because I really think well of Tom Fulp. If Tom fulp was bitten by a poisonous snake I would suck the venom out of him, even if it was his dick, and i'm not even gay I just really like Tom Fulp. The only thing I love more than Tom Fulp is talking about Tom Fulp. I tried to make a Tom Fulp fan club at my school but no one joined so it was just me. If I could meet Tom Fulp I would tell him all the things I know about Tom Fulp. I want to go to college to major in Tom Fulp and then build my own business so I can create Tom Fulp related merchandise. Tom Fulp's face should be immortalized in stone for his incredible contributions to the world and my life. If Tom Fulp was a Yugioh card he was have infinite attack and defense points because he's Tom Fulp, the singular point with which my life revolves. I love Tom Fulp, I want to be married to Tom Fulp. I would marry Wade Fulp just to be closer to Tom Fulp. I am changing my name to Tom Fulp Fulp because I admire the strength and respect the name commands. I would vote for Tom for president and mister universe because he is just that charismatic and handsome. The Fulp name should be listed among nobility. I am crying right now because I feel like no one else wants to talk about Tom Fulp as much as I do. I must be the only person with a Tom Fulp diary that keeps a record of everything Tom Fulp has ever said to me and things I hope he will say to me in the future. I framed a PM Tom Fulp sent to me and my mom wanted me to take it down for my diploma but fuck her she doesn't know what Tom Fulp means to me. I wish Tom Fulp was my dad, my dad sucks, Tom Fulp wouldn't suck if he was my dad. My life would be misery without Tom Fulp. Everyday that I log onto Newgrounds and find a new thread to discuss some inane aspect of Tom Fulp's life fills me with joy and meaning so please let me talk about Tom Fulp or i'm going to explode

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HAPPY P-P-P-PIXEL DAY!!!!

I MEANT IT TO SAY TALKING BUT IM A FUCKING IDIOT AND I MISPELLED IT AS TALKING

HAPPY BIRTHDAY PHANTOM ARCADE!!!!!!!!

HAPPY NEW YEARS 🎉🎉

what the fuck its december wasnt it just september???

I'm grateful for my massive dick.